About ST2
What We Do
ST2 is the premiere Ghost Recon clan in the entire universe. Ask anyone.
In the Beginning
ST2 started out under the name MFR (Marine Force Recon) by a now long gone chap who went by the name of Operator. Operator took the clan worked, sculpted and melded it in his massive lumberjack hands into something else. That something else was ST2.
After a bout with a 99 percent fatal form of heart cancer, of which he is the only known survivor—in fact he is the reason the fatality rate is 99 rather than 100 percent (for you statistics buffs)—Operator handed off the reigns of the clan and skipped off on his merry way. To fight Nazi’s probably, no one knows for sure.
Currently
ST2 currently has a small but dedicated group of members that would sacrifice their lives for their clan. Members hail from the US, Canada and Australia, the only three native English speaking countries in the world that aren’t tiny little islands.
Some notable ST2 Members include:
- Crow – is an ex Army Ranger, did a tour in Gulf War I and he likes to get people to throw acid in his face just because he likes the sting in his eyes.
- Jes – once defeated a hoard of advancing Ruskies with only a tube of KY some duct tape and a case of edible panties. His exploits were later made into the syndicated television series Mad About You, where he was played by Paul Reiser.
- Pootin – a man so potent and masculine that he impregnates women by just looking at them. On top of that he will kick your ass if you give him the stink-eye. You’ve been warned.
- Woogie – in Korea, and later again in Nam he saved his whole squad by throwing himself on a commie grenade. They don’t make heroes like this guy anymore.
- Inzimid8r – known to his friends as Zim. He can tell, from the mere glance at an aerial photo, how many vehicles, soldiers and types of weaponry in place. Needless to say he has won many guess the number of jellybeans in the jar contests.
- Joker – a formally trained Ninja, Joker once sneaked into the White House shaved President Nixon’s scrotal sack and got out undetected all on a dare. How do you think Nixon got the name Tricky Dick anyways?
- Peterbilt – Bilt, as he likes to be called, recalls a day when a man like him could go to some backwards country join up with some sort of rebel group and kill kill kill. Now a days all these rebels have been co-opted by corporations or some peacenick cause and Bilt would cut his own fucking arm off before he’d ever work for the man.
- Operator – ignore that bit up above. It turns out Operator wasn’t diagnosed with incurable cancer but instead a severe case of chafing from his corduroy pants. He pulled through like a trooper though, then he pranced off and fought Nazis.
- ExitWounds – Exit worked as a miner in the dank mines of New England and Maine where he once was trapped along with 3 others by a collapse. On top of the collapse they were in a tunnel that flooded with the tides from the ocean so they had only 45 minutes to escape. So how did ExitWounds save himself and his fellow miners in less than 45 minutes? Fuck if I know but he did.
While those are not all of the members of ST2 nor are those the most notable exploits of ST2’s membership. They are the few that we can talk about because it’s all national espionagey<—NEW WORD—and secret agenty type of stuff.
The Future
Although world domination is not within the purview of ST2’s mission statement (which is a closely guarded secret) it seems likely that total world domination will in fact happen as ST2 is really more of a force of nature than merely a group of grown men who play video games.
Bow Down!