14 March 2008
Fraturday Gaming - March 14th and 15th
Fraturday Night Gaming
Friday March 14th and Saturday March 15th @ 9pm EST
(8pm CST, 7pm MST, 6pm PST)
Socrates once asked, "What does it mean to play video games?" He asked that wise question because they had no electricity, to play video games with, back in ancient Greece. He may have advanced human thought a great deal but it must have been a life barely worth living without the sweet experience of button pounding and eye strain that is the video game.
So in honour of ancient Greece and all it has given us we're running a Call of Duty Four Server where we can frag and murder each other in effigy. They would be proud.
The Particulars:
- COD4 Server IP
- 66.102.113.32
- Ventrilo Server
- vent.st2-clan.com:4334
*FNG* War Room
Saker is busy this weekend so there will probably be no *FNG* War Room.
SPOTLIGHT
This is where we shine the spotlight on an FNG or ST2 member.
This week:
=ST2=Crow (pt 2)
When we last saw Crow he had just taken a coma inducing blow to the side of the head. (I say coma inducing because if you or I took a crack on the noggin like that we'd wake up 3 years later hooked up to a bunch of machines and our legs would have shrivelled to tiny sticks. But not Crow he was just a bit groggy after a blow like that.) When he came to he was handcuffed to a floor grate in what looked like an underground concrete cellar.
Crow was a boyscout when he was a kid, I mention this now because what he did next was regurgitate the handcuff key he had swallowed the day before. "You never know when it'll come in handy," he used to always say to his wife. Crow was definitely going to rub this in her face the next time he saw her of course he was getting ahead of himself. Crow still had to extricate himself from capture before he could let smugness get the best of him.
Here's the easy part. Once he freed himself he waited until someone came to check on him. When the guy came in Crow made it looked as if he was still handcuffed to the grate. That is up until the guy got within a couple feet then Crow had is foot on the guys throat faster than you can say "motherfucker". With the guys gun and keys Crow left the Guard Guy (That's the guys real name too. What's wrong with parents these days?) unconscious on the floor and made his way out. What he found outside his cell was basically a prison cell block. As he looked into each room he saw young girl after young girl huddling in the corner.
From down at the end of the hall Crow could hear some talking and before he started letting these girls out he thought it best to clear the premises of baddies and that's exactly what he found when he entered the room at the end of the hall. A sick fat lecherous man cornering a young girl in her cell. Since the fat prick didn't see Crow enter he figured it best if he kept things quiet and opted to using the handcuffs, still around one wrist, to choke the sick fuck. Even though the guy was easily 350lbs Crow had him up off his feet and nary a peep came out of him. As it turns out that was the "big boss guy" so unlike in video games where it's an epic battle at the end Crow fairly easily saved a bunch of girls from the sick fucks that had trapped them there. He received public commendations from the police and state and city officials and he was even made into a comic book character.
So the next time you're in the supermarket pick up a copy of Archie's Double Digest and check out what he's up to this week.
Crow's Theme song: (and what a great song it is.)
Muddy Waters - Hoochie Coochie Man
=ST2= | *FNG*