SPOTLIGHT

This is where we shine the spotlight on an FNG or ST2 member.

This week:

*FNG*Strider

Strider was a photojournalist for 35 years. He is currently retired but there's one story he could never submit to his editors even though he really wanted to. He was off in some shithole taking pictures of the latest human crisis. You know pictures of people down trodden and desperate. Begging for food or for money, living in hovels, you can see in their eyes that they just want you to shoot them in the face and end their misery. I think it was Tampa. Anyways he got a call from his editor saying they were sending him to Indonesia to cover some political 'thing' (technical journalist lingo).

Strider fortuitously got bumped up to first class and lo and behold who was sitting in first class with him but all the female actors from Beverly Hills 90210. Well he had to ask, "Why were they going to Indonesia?" They told him that 90210 was huge in Indonesia and they were getting even bigger money to go there and promote the show. (Sounds plausible right?) Well anyways it was a long flight and the champagne was flowing and before you know it it's a first class orgy and Strider's the only guy around, aside from Shannon Doherty.

Not to get vulgar or anything but he fed it to those ladies like a real champ and he's got the photo's to prove it. Afterwards they had some dessert, cream pies all around, and went off to sleep. They woke up refreshed and relaxed in Jakarta and went their separate ways. And that's the story Strider could never ever tell.

I'm not really sure why he can't tell that story. He's got the proof. No wait I'm thinking of the time he killed a hooker in an Pakistani opium den. Yeah that's the story he could never ever tell. Shhhh.

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