18 January 2008
Friday Night Games - January 18th
*FNG* & =ST2=
present
Friday Night Gaming
Friday January 18th @ 9pm EST
(8pm CST, 7pm MST, 6pm PST)
As per usual we'll be playing some wicked awesome games on the *FNG* & =ST2= dedicated server Friday night but what won't be usual is the strippers. This week the strippers are very unusual indeed. One of em has two heads. (It's fucked up man really fucked up.) Another hot little number; instead of a vagina has a penis, and instead of breasts has a chiseled hairy chest. Totally fucking weird for a lady. Don't worry I did all the homework for you guys all you need to do is show up and gawk at the freaky sex show... and play Ghost Recon.
Probably after a night of freaky deakys and Ghost Recon you might not have the energy to play Call of Doody Four:Modern Hairdresser on Saturday but that's exactly what we'll be doing. Log onto xFire and find some ST2's or FNG's in game. Here's a few xfire usernames to get you started: st2howie, st2woogie, pootin.
SPOTLIGHT
This is where we shine the spotlight on an FNG or ST2 member.
This week:
*FNG*Dedwisper
Dedwisper aka Checkmate aka Edgar Allen Pwn aka a bunch of other names, was once a Hollywood actor. He got into the business in a rather strange way. It all started June 12, 1994 when Dedwisper was making a martini for a lady friend he had just met at a bar. She was incredibly hot. (That's irrelevant to the story but I think it is evidence of Ded's character and in particular the quality trim he was getting back in the nineties. Of course I was truly saddened to hear of the recent incident, at the Brown Derby, which has certainly ruined his chances with the ladies in perpetuity.)
Whoa I just got a call from Dedwisper's lawyer. It seem's I can't talk about anything that happened to him at the Brown Derby under threat of a lawsuit. I guess I should mention now that Dedwisper is also a very litigious person. In fact.. Hold on.. Lawyer again. I guess that last statement might be consider libel.
Umm. Dedwisper wears pants. He also wears shirts, shoes and socks. But sometimes not. Coats too.
And no the whole Lawyer shtick wasn't a way for me to get out of writing anything substantial. Dedwisper's lawyer exists and he's kept very busy.
Dedwisper's theme song.
Next Week: =ST2=Woogie.
Well *FNG* and =ST2= will probably have their dedicated sever (66.102.113.187) up on Friday January 18th at about 9pm EST unless Dedwisper's lawyer has a problem with it. Which he probably will that fucking prick. See you in court fuckers.
*FNG* | =ST2=