21 November 2008
Friday Night Gaming Classic Retro Remix
Yeah motherfuckers it seems our own little Operator has come up with the brilliant idea of playing video games on a Friday night. What a bloody stupid idiotic mormon. Yeah like all the jocks, rich kids, motorcycle gang members and sorority girls that regularly read this website won’t already have plans to go to the bouncing party down at the big band club or whatever. Hot damn!
Well whatever, he says he’ll be online Friday November 21st at 10:30pm Eastern Standard Time. So while you’re probably giving the old lady the high hard one or have your face between a strippers tits; in the least give a little shout out, in your head, to Operator at around 10 30. Shit it’s probably gonna be more poorly attended than Operators high school graduation party. Hey at least his Grandma came to that one. Even his parents went to another party.
I wouldn’t count on Op’s Grammy showing up tomorrow though because in all the times I have boned Operators Grandma – in every room in her house I might add – I don’t think that I have seen a single computer. You know what else I didn’t see? I couldn’t see how the inside of her vagina felt like I was just sticking my dick in a bucket full of sand. I saw no actual sand. And now my dick has no skin left on it. (You know how they say your skin is your biggest organ? (If not “they” do actually say that.) Well now that my boner is skinless my skin is no longer my biggest organ. Yeah you get what I’m saying.)
I don’t even know why I keep going back to screw that old broad. Oh wait it’s because she tells me about all the things she hates about Operator. And let me tell you I hate all those things too. Man oh man. Let me boil it down for ya because the stories are too long and horrifying to tell in this forum. But let’s just say that if Operator got full blown AIDS and then got run over by a steamroller, his Grandmother wouldn’t shed a tear.
GHOST RECON
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 21st @ 10:30pm
ON UBI AND XFIRE AND VENTRILO