11 March 2008
New Members: Spinal and BioSin
So like ST2 totally went over to FNG and kicked their clubhouse door down and said. “Hey fuckwads we’re taking one of your members.”
Initially there was some confusion because they thought we meant members as in “johnsons” and there was a big communal pants unzipping. After we explained away the misunderstanding they were all like, “No fucking way!”
And we were all like, “WAY!”
The next thing I remember was waking up in intensive care and 3 weeks had passed but the doctors say no permanent brain damage, which is good. (Not that I care man, I’m so bad ass I eat glass for breakfast and I shave my balls with a lawnmower so bring on the brain damage you stupid medical professionals.)
Of course this is all second hand but apparently we threw Spinal into a sack and got away with him. My broken body was left for dead so I’m not really sure what to take away from the whole thing.
So then a few days later, after all the broken bones had healed and the emotional damage still weighed heavily on my mind, I was out Super Death Glide Boarding (SDBG) when I ran into BioSin. (SDBG is where you go up in a hang glider with a snowboard strapped to your feet and find a good rocky mountainside, throw a few grenades down to start a rock slide then jump out of your hang glider and ride the rock slide all the way down. Just another one of those “extreme sports”.)
Well I was at the bottom of my run when BioSin just fell out of the sky and landed right next to me. As it turns out he was Ultimate Disaster Sky Diving (UDSD is where you sky dive without a parachute). As it turns out we both love “extreme sports” and Bio wanted to join ST2. We immediately gave each other high fives and yelled, “Gnarly” then he dragged me behind his H2 the rest of the way down the mountain (I did it naked because it’s more “extreme” that way).
All of that ^ 100% true action/drama aside we’re real happy to welcome Spinal and BioSin to ST2. We all look forward to kicking some ass with y’all.
— BioSin · 1428 days ago · #